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Kobe Bryant in Legal Battle with Mom

NEW JERSEY – Just in time for Mother’s Day! NBA All-Star Kobe Bryant is in a court battle to halt the efforts of his mother from auctioning off mementoes. According to the AP, the loot is estimated to be around $1.5 million, and his mom, Pamela Bryant, has already received a $450,000 advance from Goldin [...]

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Mozzarella recalled

NEW YORK – Hold the cheese, if you please. Formaggio Italian Cheese Specialties is recalling their mozzarella cheese product due to a labeling issue discovered by the feds during inspection, according to the AP. Apparently the product contains soy, which was not listed on the label. Ooops. But, no need to sound the alarm just [...]

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Disney pulls out

DHAKA, Bangladesh – Disney has decided to pull the plug on merchandise production in Bangladesh. The decision comes on the heels of one of several horrific garment factory disasters that bring tiny little issues like worker safety and labor laws to the world stage. Via AP: “The official death toll from the April 24 collapse [...]

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Teen mom banned

NORTH CAROLINA – She did what?!!! A teenaged baby momma is shocked that the photo of her and her infant son was not allowed in the high school yearbook. According to KLTV, when students were asked to bring a prop representing achievement to senior picture day,  Wheatmore senior Caitlin Tiller, thought it’d be a good [...]

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Minaj slams Carey

LOS ANGELES – The claws are coming out! And we can’t lie, we kinda like it! The diva fueled feud resulted from Wednesday’s show when Mariah pointed out that Minaj never had a  No. 1 single on the Billboard Hot 100. Oh yes she did! But Minaj is not the type of woman to take a [...]

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Kanye West Twitter

  Oh snap! What in the heezy is going on? Rapper Kanye West has the world waiting with bated breath surrounding his illusive tweet: “June Eighteen“. Adding to the intrigue, he appears to have deleted all other tweets from his account. Why you gotta go all clandestine on us Yeezy? The web is abuzz with [...]

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Banned Baby Names

  NEW ZEALAND – Kudos to the brilliant law makers in New Zealand for putting the brakes on the madness. Officials from the country’s births, deaths and marriages department have updated their list of banned names, according to Sky News. The list of names included ‘Anal’, ‘V8′, and ‘Lucifer’. Yes. You read that correctly. A [...]

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Beyonce Demands

  What Queen B wants, Queen B gets! OK, so everybody’s up in arms about Beyonce’s (alleged) tiny little demands for her Mrs. Carter Show World Tour. According to the U.K.’s Daily Star some of the demands include: hand-carved ice balls (say what?), freshly painted white walls and a new toilet seat, red toilet paper [...]

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Leonardo DiCaprio Marriage

LOS ANGELES – Ladies, if he likes it, then he might put a ring on it! We are ecstatic  to report our favorite, yummy Italian actor is now considering family life, according to Parade. We wonder, does he have a certain Israeli model in mind? Only time will tell. In the mean time catch luscious Leo [...]

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Amanda Bynes

LOS ANGELES – Amanda Bynes. Bless her photo sharing heart. Where is this girls mother? Friends? Ok, at this point we’ll even settle for her therapist. Somebody needs to sit her down and have a serious come-to-Jesus moment. We kid, but not really. First, the former child star was seen wandering around New York City [...]

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